Prostitutes Hold Party For Retiring Patron In Lagos

Even though prostitution, the oldest profession in the world is an open sore in the urban areas, especially in the commercial city of Lagos state where the business booms, there are yet many shocking happenings in the name of sex-for-money.
It was all glitz, fun and razzmatazz over the weekend at Ejigbo, a densely populated area of Lagos as commercial sex workers, otherwise known as prostitutes gathered to celebrate one of the top members of the bed-to-wealth business who turned 70.
The well-attended event reunited both retired and active members of the Association of Nigerian Prostitutes (ANP) who came to shower praises on the septuagenarian who they described as their ‘Matron’
Over 60 prostitutes converged at a popular brothel in Ejigbo, a shanty house built with wooden shacks, which accommodates over 15 stakeholders in the ‘dirty’ business.
Madam Juliet (surname withheld) who turned 70 got a surprise birthday bash from members of ANP for her distinguish role. She described it as her best gift ever.
According to the septuagenarian who once acted as the Treasurer of Lagos South chapter of ANP, life has been boring since she retired from active prostitution.
“I can say that I am the happiest person on earth today because I never knew some persons still love me like this. I came into this business at the age of 21 and now I am 70. I am so happy because people are celebrating me not because I embezzled government fund or killed anybody. I’m being celebrated because I made some people to understand that you can make it even if you are not a politician”
Everybody must not work in Aso Rock or NNPC, so I find joy in whatever I do, now you have heard all the testimonies. I thank God for everything. I know some people are out there condemning this profession but the gospel truth is that, they are the worst pretenders.
Asked how she ended up as a prostitutes, Zion Gate, as people would call her because of her gap teeth, frowned at this reporter, “We are not prostitutes, we are relievers. If you want to see prostitutes, go to Ikoyi or Island at night you will see them. So mind your utterance young man.
When prodded further, on what pushed her into the s*x-for-money trade, she said angrily: “I think you are a journalist and you are happy writing, right? Asking me why I ‘relieve’ people is just like me asking you why you eat food.”
Asked if she still service people even at 70, she said: “Seriously, like they say, old wine tastes good, some of my old customers still call me for servicing, but I made them to understand that old age has finally caught up with me that I need to rest now.”
She disclosed that her memorable day was the day she tricked a pastor’s wife into prostitution. According to Zion: “Then I was squatting with my aunty at Ikotun and the pastor’s wife happened to be my friend, she often complain that her husband doesn’t have her time because of ministerial work. I tricked her into the business and she abandoned her husband, the saddest thing was that she died 8 months later, while on her way to Imo to service one of the top government officials,” she recalled with nostalgia.
Recounting further, Zion told this reporter that before she clocks 100, she hoped to have trained over a thousand girls on how to make money without the government.
One of the ringleaders in a chat with DailyPost extolled Zion for her excellent role. According to her, the celebrant did not only bring her into the business, but got her established . “I’m happy to know her,” she said.
She was presented with a gas cooker and a TV set.


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Chris Kehinde Nwandu is the Editor In Chief of CKNNEWS || He is a Law graduate and an Alumnus of Lagos State University, Lead City University Ibadan and Nigerian Institute Of Journalism || With over 2 decades practice in Journalism, PR and Advertising, he is a member of several Professional bodies within and outside Nigeria || Member: Institute Of Chartered Arbitrators ( UK ) || Member : Institute of Chartered Mediators And Conciliation || Member : Nigerian Institute Of Public Relations || Member : Advertising Practitioners Council of Nigeria || Fellow : Institute of Personality Development And Customer Relationship Management || Member and Chairman Board Of Trustees: Guild Of Professional Bloggers of Nigeria

24 Comments

  1. Pure madness

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    1. d world us turning into somtin

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  2. Allah shi kyauta..

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  3. GOD; PLS SAFE THIS COUNTRY

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  4. Hehehe no comment!!!!!!!!!

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  5. UMmmmM,may God help us all

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  6. Wat a doomed generatn...God 've mercy

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  7. God helps us ooooooo Naija

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  8. Chai! Tufiakwa!

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  9. I do not only reserve my comment but I comment my reserve !!!

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  10. Refreshing to know that they are regulated and managed.

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  11. Mama, ur mate supose don retire and seek fo forgiveness since. GOD wey ar no, him go forgive u. If ur mate na come dey encourage sexmercial, den u ar indeed one of the ilefo illuminati.wy ur sisters in ashy ar de fools...........

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  12. Guess theirs is established.wetin we wan call the ones from universities wey dey do runs?! Hehehehehehehehehe.

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  13. What a life well wasted....

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  14. Yeah a life well wasted.What a shame!

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  15. But wait a min,could this be true? Where was this picture taken? Was it @ the party venue? The background of this pic sure doesn't look like the insides of a shanty built with wooden shacks.

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  16. He's indd a merciful GOD! Hmmmmmm, if I were GOD! Madnes frm d high places. U berra repent b4 its 2 late 4u cos 2moro mayb 2 late 4d kingdom of GOD is @ hand

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  17. Dis can't be true. At 70yrs of age she shld be settling wt her creator na.

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  18. May God hv mercy upon u n ur chrildren

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  19. Facebook news feed post by: Hope For Nigeria
    Hope For Nigeria wrote:

    Nigerian Women are Most Unfaithful in the World – Durex.

    A survey conducted by condom manufacturer, Durex, in which 29,000 people in 36 countries were interviewed has ranked Nigerian women as the most unfaithful in the world.

    According to the survey, Thailand men are the most unfaithful in the world, with 54 percent of them admitting to cheating on their spouses. South Korea came in second with 34 percent, while Malaysia ranked number three with 33 percent.

    The survey revealed that the top two countries with cheating women are Nigeria, with 62 percent, and Thailand, 59 percent.

    39 percent of Malaysian women also confessed to having betrayed their partners. Russian women came fourth at 33 percent while Singaporeans are fifth at 19 percent.

    An independent survey also conducted in Africa by AE affirms the fact that Nigeria with a population of over 160 million tops the chart for cheating women. Corruption and a general distrust amongst citizens is largely responsible for this. - channels tv.


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  20. Perfect business, can't believe it anyway, there's supose to be a video to proof this entertaining and exciting story. Can't stop laughing.

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  21. Madam zion is a confessed daughter of Satan. She has sent many to hell like the pastor's wife and many Ϟö† mentioned and she plan to get about a hundred more souls for her master before she clocks 100, imagine.  pray she dies soon so that those souls will be saved.

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  22. jst passing u knw!

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