CKN World Cup Advice To Our Wives And Girlfriends..

 In the next few minutes,the 2014 FIFA World Cup will start in Brazil..Incase you don't know,it will last for One Full Month..During this period,don't contest the TV remote with me..Watch all the African Magic and Cartoons with the kids before the matches start..Make all your requests before every game especially the one involving Super Eagles.. Unnecessary side talks and distraction from you and the kids won't be tolerated..Infact I have decided to get a dual view..I promise to come home earlier than usual but if I don't ,please let it be known that I have decided to join my friends at the nearest joint to enjoy all the matches..Football is best watched with friends rather than with you my wife,not that I don't appreciate your company but you may not understand some of the jargons..Don't bother about my mood after each match,I will definitely get over it after the World Cup..And please don't make the mistake of asking “what do you people enjoy watching 22 men running after one small leather”..I have laid out this simple rules so that we can leave happily ever after..I thank you for your understanding....Love You Still....CKN


Chris Kehinde Nwandu is the Editor In Chief of CKNNEWS || He is a Law graduate and an Alumnus of Lagos State University, Lead City University Ibadan and Nigerian Institute Of Journalism || With over 2 decades practice in Journalism, PR and Advertising, he is a member of several Professional bodies within and outside Nigeria || Member: Institute Of Chartered Arbitrators ( UK ) || Member : Institute of Chartered Mediators And Conciliation || Member : Nigerian Institute Of Public Relations || Member : Advertising Practitioners Council of Nigeria || Fellow : Institute of Personality Development And Customer Relationship Management || Member and Chairman Board Of Trustees: Guild Of Professional Bloggers of Nigeria


  1. Thanks a lot CKN I like it

  2. And I am moving out of your house until the show is over lol. Mind you, I'm taking the biggest tv in the house with me.

  3. If ur wife gives birth to a child that is a replica of ur gateman after the world u sabi! If u are busy with football matches, I'm sure ur wife wouldnt mind indulging in other pasttimes as well...if u know what I mean.

  4. And I hope you won't come for sex after the matches ..let's suspend that too till after the world

    My Dear Wife.
    The Fifa World Cup is
    close by, so let me give u a few
    rules that will help US during the
    months of june
    and july:
    1. The remote control
    belongs to me for the
    whole month.
    2. Tell all your friends
    not to give birth on wed or
    whatever day during the World
    Cup coz we won't go
    3. You support the teams that i
    4. No talking during the game,
    wait for half-time or end of
    the game.
    5. Repeats & highlights
    are as good as the main match, so
    am gonna watch them
    6. We can see movies/
    home videos provided
    actors and actresses are wearing
    soccer jerseys and they
    are in brazil.
    7. U don't just pass in
    front of the TV if am
    watching any match, u better
    freeze where you are or crawl on
    the floor.
    8. Make sure you don't
    ask silly questions such as; is this
    Chelsea versus England?
    9. No funny faces to my friends
    when they come to watch
    a match with me.
    10. Smile every time
    EXCEPT when my team is losing..
    OR ELSE!!!!

  6. Dis one na law no be

    Keshi has promised if they should beat Brazil he will shave many brazillian womens scalp and bring the hair back home.

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