In the next few minutes,the 2014 FIFA World Cup will
start in Brazil..Incase you don't know,it will last for One Full Month..During
this period,don't contest the TV remote with me..Watch all the African Magic
and Cartoons with the kids before the matches start..Make all your requests
before every game especially the one involving Super Eagles.. Unnecessary side
talks and distraction from you and the kids won't be tolerated..Infact I have
decided to get a dual view..I promise to come home earlier than usual but if I
don't ,please let it be known that I have decided to join my friends at the
nearest joint to enjoy all the matches..Football is best watched with friends
rather than with you my wife,not that I don't appreciate your company but you
may not understand some of the jargons..Don't bother about my mood after each
match,I will definitely get over it after the World Cup..And please don't make
the mistake of asking “what do you people enjoy watching 22 men running after
one small leather”..I have laid out this simple rules so that we can leave
happily ever after..I thank you for your understanding....Love You Still....CKN
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Thanks a lot CKN I like it
ReplyDeleteAnd I am moving out of your house until the show is over lol. Mind you, I'm taking the biggest tv in the house with me.
ReplyDeleteIf ur wife gives birth to a child that is a replica of ur gateman after the world cup...na u sabi! If u are busy with football matches, I'm sure ur wife wouldnt mind indulging in other pasttimes as well...if u know what I mean.
ReplyDeleteAnd I hope you won't come for sex after the matches ..let's suspend that too till after the world cup.lol
ReplyDeleteSERIOUS WARNING:
ReplyDeleteMy Dear Wife.
The Fifa World Cup is
close by, so let me give u a few
rules that will help US during the
months of june
and july:
1. The remote control
belongs to me for the
whole month.
2. Tell all your friends
not to give birth on wed or
whatever day during the World
Cup coz we won't go
3. You support the teams that i
support.
4. No talking during the game,
wait for half-time or end of
the game.
5. Repeats & highlights
are as good as the main match, so
am gonna watch them
too..
6. We can see movies/
home videos provided
actors and actresses are wearing
soccer jerseys and they
are in brazil.
7. U don't just pass in
front of the TV if am
watching any match, u better
freeze where you are or crawl on
the floor.
8. Make sure you don't
ask silly questions such as; is this
Chelsea versus England?
9. No funny faces to my friends
when they come to watch
a match with me.
10. Smile every time
EXCEPT when my team is losing..
OR ELSE!!!!
Dis one na law no be rule.lol
ReplyDeleteBREAKING NEWS!
ReplyDeleteKeshi has promised if they should beat Brazil he will shave many brazillian womens scalp and bring the hair back home.